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A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and
said, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you
want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm
and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to
sleep on."
"God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy
pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all
went to heaven at the same time. God met the mice at the gates
of heaven with the same offer that he made the cat.
The mice said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats,
dogs and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little
roller skates we would never have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller
skates.
About a week later God decided to check on the cat. He found her
sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and
asked, "Is every thing OK? How have you been doing? Are you
happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in
my life. My pillow is so fluffy and those little meals on wheels you
have been sending over are delicious."
ooops? poor mice! hehehehhe that was good. Unfortunately I cannot do a really well translation of jokes. I don't know where the heck do you get these from, but you are a good colavorator in this joke board! hehehehe
Awww poor mice! Lol!
Awesomeness.
Where'd you get it?
Caitlin
Hi that was soo funny. Thanks for sharing. seeya cat lover